I’m the creepiest of creepies
My heart is all black
My home is a real crypt
And that's a fact
What up with no tricks
On this Halloween day
Just bags of treats
And a bunch of fun play
(chorus)
It’s candy, candy, candy
candy, candy galore
Up to the next home
Get candy some more
On this one day
Those costumes they wore
Superheroes, witches, goblins
What a snore bore
Those kids were just posers
And not the real thing
There are no monsters
Just a lot of bling, bling
It’s candy, candy, candy
candy, candy galore
Up to the next home
Get candy some more
So I made a grand plan
Those kids would all bawl
I’d get all their treats
With the biggest trick of them all
Trick or Trick
But up to me come
This little girl
Green skin and real wings
Sparkles whirl and twirl
It’s candy, candy, candy
candy, candy galore
Up to the next home
Get candy some more
They call me the trickster
But she the real deal
She tricked me with a charm
On my candy it spill
Just one bite out
Came this good and disgrace
Now I have to leave a gift
At your home place
It’s candy, candy, candy
candy, candy galore
Up to the next home
Get candy some more
Away with a chilling scream
And into the night
A howling Halloween to all
And to all a good fright