(In the rhythm of The 12 days of Christmas
)
On the first night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
A vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the second night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the third night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the fourth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the fifth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the sixth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the seventh night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the eighth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the ninth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Nine witches’ brooms a dancing
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the tenth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Ten goofy goblins gargling mustard
Nine witches’ brooms a dancing
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the eleventh night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Eleven ghouls drooling glowing goo
Ten goofy goblins gargling mustard
Nine witches’ brooms a dancing
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the twelfth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Twelve moldy doughnuts (with sprinkles)
Eleven ghouls drooling glowing goo
Ten goofy goblins gargling mustard
Nine witches’ brooms a dancing
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
On the thirteenth night of Halloween
A monster gave to me
Thirteen, green, slimy, boogerman boogers
Twelve moldy doughnuts
Eleven ghouls drooling glowing goo
Ten goofy goblins gargling mustard
Nine witches’ brooms a dancing
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four funky fairies farting
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree
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