The 12 Hours Till Midnight

(In the basic melody of The 12 days of Christmas)

On the first hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
A vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the second hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the third hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the fourth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the fifth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the sixth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the seventh hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the eighth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the ninth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Nine witches’ brooms flying frogs
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the tenth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Ten goofy goblins disco dancing
Nine witches’ brooms flying frogs
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the eleventh hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Eleven ghouls drooling glowing goo
Ten goofy goblins disco dancing
Nine witches’ brooms flying frogs
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

On the twelfth hour till midnight
A monster brought to me
Twelve moldy doughnuts (with sprinkles)
Eleven ghouls drooling glowing goo
Ten goofy goblins disco dancing
Nine witches’ brooms flying frogs
Eight rotten pumpkins burping
Seven zombies in a stink contest
Six ghost a giggling
Five bling, bling, bling, bling, blings
Four furry funky fairies
Three broken wizard wands
Two mummies mumbling “I want my mummy.”
And a vampire bat in a spooky tree

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