Dear Parents,

Thank you for visiting this website! Here are a few things.

The Errch is not a fluffy character. He's more on the cheeky side of personalities. If you get offended easily, there are some dull children's books at the library. (And they wonder why boys are behind in reading.)

If you and your child want to sing the songs, do so in the rhythm of the Christmas song they are derived from. Due to their age, the Christmas song are now in the public domain, which means the music and lyrics can be modified into new content.

The word poo is in a story. If you do not feel comfortable saying that word, substitute it with something like while walking at the zoo or listening to cows go moo and quickly move to the next page. If you are good with the word, it does take a little nerve to say it out loud in front of others, but it's what we all do - do. Explain to whatever your audience, We've all got to go to the bathroom sometime, don't we? Even the Errch has to go.

Drawings were made by myself, as you can tell.

As in the stories, you may wish to have a tree to place a small gift under. You can buy various Halloween trees, or you can make one.

All you need to do is find some real trees and look near them for small branches that have fallen on the ground. To make the branch stand upright, I use a wide glass vase. The branch is held centered in the vase while colored, glass, vase fillers are dropped in around it. The filler will stabilize the branch and add some decoration to your project. Then string on some orange or purple lights for a Halloween glow.

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